slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon
tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

matildathewolf:

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Edit: You can reblog once an hour. So up to seven times! Good luck everyone!
The raffle will end at 11PM (pacific time!)